We were making Valentines card tonight when Andrew disappeared to brush his teeth (he flosses now, too, thanks to a preschool lesson). I helped him get the bubblegum toothpaste on the brush and returned to Will. 20 minutes after Andrew returned he decided to show me his tongue. Covered in blood.
"I licked a razor."
"Why, Andrew? When? WHere was the razor?"
"I don't know, honey. It had bubblegum on it." (toothpaste)
So, if your child licks a razor blade, do the following:
1) Ice wrapped in a napkin or cloth
3) TV to keep him applying that ice forcefully
4) Expect it to bleed a lot but it won't hurt
5) Don't worry, in 30 minutes he will be playing in boxes with his brother
and providing neigh neigh rides as well. Then he will take a bath with goggles on.